If you tell me I'm sensible in addition to normal and wise, I'm going to punch you in the stomach.

J.D. Robb
If you tell me I'm sensible in addition to normal...
If you tell me I'm sensible in addition to normal...
If you tell me I'm sensible in addition to normal...
If you tell me I'm sensible in addition to normal...
About This Quote

The things that make you different from others can be a great strength. In this quote, the man is encouraging his friend. His friend has just told him that he is sensible and wise, which makes him special in the eyes of his friend. He tells his friend that if he wants to be equally special, he should punch him in the stomach. So, his friend can use this as an excuse to show off by saying that he is sensible and wise too.

Source: Imitation In Death

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